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She then starts drilling me...
Sex Lips: "So, I don't know anything about you. What's your last name?"
Me: "Last name? What? Are you going to Google me?"
Sex Lips: "No! I just think I should know your last name."
Me: "Well, I don't want to know yours. That's just weird. What's next? My social security number?"
I am just weary of giving out too much information too soon. I remember when Appleface told me that she Googled me the night she met me. It all just kind of freaked me out...
Sex Lips: "I'm curious. Why're you so busy during the week?"
I knew she would ask that...
Me: "I work."
Sex Lips: "And?"
Me: "I write among other things."
Sex Lips: "What do you write about?"
Me: "It doesn't matter."
Do you see what I'm doing? It's a common thing I do with women. They'll ask me questions, and I'll do what I'm good at, dodge them. Yet, in order to not come off as a dick, I'll answer a few questions, or answer the initial questions at a later period in time. The overall goal is to leave her with more questions than answers. In other words, I play off of a females natural curiosity to keep them hooked...
Sex Lips: "Where are we going?"
Me: "I don't know. Just keep driving."
See above...
Me: "We're going to McDonald?'s."
And I smile.
We park in front of my apartment. She gets out of her car. Stops. And looks around...
Sex Lips: "I just want to know where my car is in case I end up coming back alone."