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She then starts drilling me...

Sex Lips: "So, I don't know anything about you. What's your last name?"

Me: "Last name? What? Are you going to Google me?"

Sex Lips: "No! I just think I should know your last name."

Me: "Well, I don't want to know yours. That's just weird. What's next? My social security number?"

I am just weary of giving out too much information too soon. I remember when Appleface told me that she Googled me the night she met me. It all just kind of freaked me out...

Sex Lips: "I'm curious. Why're you so busy during the week?"

I knew she would ask that...

Me: "I work."

Sex Lips: "And?"

Me: "I write among other things."

Sex Lips: "What do you write about?"

Me: "It doesn't matter."

Do you see what I'm doing? It's a common thing I do with women. They'll ask me questions, and I'll do what I'm good at, dodge them. Yet, in order to not come off as a dick, I'll answer a few questions, or answer the initial questions at a later period in time. The overall goal is to leave her with more questions than answers. In other words, I play off of a females natural curiosity to keep them hooked...

Sex Lips: "Where are we going?"

Me: "I don't know. Just keep driving."

See above...

Me: "We're going to McDonald's."

And I smile.

We park in front of my apartment. She gets out of her car. Stops. And looks around...

Sex Lips: "I just want to know where my car is in case I end up coming back alone."
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